We had only one popcicle, so we might as well had none.
Later...Jacob was asleep and Lauren said "Get Jeremy to leave me alone!". So I pulled out that one popcicle and lured Jeremy outside. Everyone wins...or so I thought.
The never fail "Fairness Radar" went crazy and Lauren was outside in a flash. So I explained that if Jeremy is outside eating a popcicle, he is not inside bothering her. We sit in silence and I'm looking at them; I said to Lauren, "You and Jeremy really look alike".
She looked at me, "Except I don't have a popcicle".